We. Demand. To. Ride. The Fish Tube.— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) 11 August 2019
Not a sentence one expects to read in their lifetime, and yet nothing surprises me anymore.
It's already been a big week and technically it's only halfway through Monday. Epstein-conspiracies, Ooshie-itis and now this - Fish Tube.
What exactly is this Fish Tube I speak of?
This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than day pic.twitter.com/aAmhHArjPg— Dr. Kash Sirinanda (@kashthefuturist) 8 August 2019
It's a cheaper solution than "fish ladders". Both fish ladders and tubes offer fish the ability to migrate, but one is cheaper and a bit more like Futurama. It gets my vote.
The Fish Tube was originally created by Woooshh as an experimental tube that transported odd-shaped objects. But then for some reason, in a “moment of entrepreneurial inspiration” Whooshh vice president Todd Deligan and CEO Vince Bryan III decided to yeet fish through it. It worked, and the internet loves it.
good morning yeet me through the fish tube— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) 11 August 2019
the fish transport tube is lubricated with the stuff your aunt makes when she watches me do parkour— rob delaney (@robdelaney) 11 August 2019
the salmon going through the giant fish tube: pic.twitter.com/UtIC7EKuc6— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) 11 August 2019
Fish tube, feral hog,— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) 11 August 2019
Epstein’s dead she beat the dog,
We didn’t start the fire
launch me through the fish tube so i can feel something.— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) 11 August 2019
I am a:— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) 11 August 2019
🔘 being launched through the fish tube
someone make a gofundme for a human-sized version of the fish tube please— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) 11 August 2019
Yeet yeet, mother flipper.