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Fathers' Day Jokes To Keep In Your Back Pocket For Sunday

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Fathers' Day is coming up this weekend (September 5)

And if we know anything it's that Dads love three things; socks, jocks, and Dad jokes.

All week on the Magic Morning Show we have been sharing some of the best Dad jokes we know.

Your Dad deserves to be celebrated because he's funny is-a-knee a.k.a isn't he (thank Jackie's dad for that one).

Message the Magic Morning Show with some of your favourites, but in the mean time here are some of ours:

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

What does Superman call his bathroom? The Super bowl.

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

What do you call a Woolworths burnt down? Coles.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

If a bean is a bean. Then what is a pea? A sigh of relief. 

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