How do you show somebody you appreciate them? Romantics might say flowers or chocolates, nannas might say some homemade jam or lemon butter. I'm a traditionalist, and I wanna know if I can still send somebody a ham...
It sounds like something out of Charles Dickens, but I ask you this: who doesn't like a bit of ham every now and then? A nice big brick of the stuff, wrapped in a net and smoked to perfection.
More to the point, the person I'm looking to send a ham to is a man, and I think it's a unlikely to be misconstued as anything more affectionate. It's just a nice gift and we've got some beautiful hams and smallgoods in the region if you head to, say, Booleroo or any monthly markets in Port Germein or where-else. You'd be happy to recieve these hams.
So... can I do it? He's not vegetarian!