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Boris Johnson wants our Tim Tams

Just the other day on the Magic Morning Show we were talking about great Aussie products - and it seems the UK's Prime Minister was listening!


With no European Union to trade with, Boris Johnson is turning to Australia and New Zealand. And whilst you shared with us your love of our Golden North Icecream, Fruchocs and Clare Valley wines, it seems Boris has his eyes set on our delicious Tim Tams and Vegemite. 

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It's worth noting, however, that Johnson gives the specific example of trading their Marmite for our Vegemite, which sounds like a pretty terrible deal to me - perhaps the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

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Still, at the risk of causing a major diplomatic disaster, perhaps Australia could start producing enough Tim Tams to meet the UK's demand - and then just never send them, eating them all ourselves. It's worth a shot...

What does the UK have that you'd want over here?

 

Boris Johnson image courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.