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Let's Do Some Dream Analysis!

Some people dream they can fly, or they're being chased. I envy them. My dreams have been much more confusing lately, and I wouldn't be making them so public right now if I didn't desperately need some analysis. Since Molly Warland, our resident expert on all things spiritual, won't return my calls at 3AM, I turn it over to you....

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The Setting:
Some of the most stressful dreams are about your job - or repeating whatever it is you fill your day with - and having to do it all over again in your down time. My dream was work-related but we were at the Magic FM Christmas Party. Since I don't know of any plans for us to celebrate Christmas in July, there is no reason for Christmas to be on my mind; it's still May, and I'm very conscious of the fact.

WHAT PART OF THE REGION DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU? - via GIPHY

The party was being hosted at a local hotel, but I must stress that we were staying at a very flash hotel, modelled to resemble a Tuscan villa. I can't think of any establishments like that in the region, but if I'm wrong I'm sure it would be news to many. It could have been in Whyalla (just a feeling) but it was definitely not Tuscany.

 

The Feeling:
The tone was very romantic. It wasn't racy or anything innapropriate, but there was a tremendous sense of chemistry to everything. It was that same feeling you get whenever you have a crush on somebody. The dream was initially about a friend of mine, but at some point I must have gotten bored with them and my subconscious swapped them out for a different person entirely. Savage, I know...

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What Happened:
The Magic FM Christmas party is a very classy shindig, and in my dream there was a strict dress code. I'd bought myself a nice grey suit - but I'd forgotten to pack a shirt. I'd checked into the Tuscan villa wearing my shabbiest t-shirt, and there was no way it would make the cut. Panicked, I tipped open my sports bag (in the dream I owned a sports bag), hoping to find the right clothes but all I had was about five pairs of Christmas socks. It was a total state of panic and I woke up immediately in a sweat.

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER! - via GIPHY

One More Thing...
I've been watching the tv show Justified lately, and I'm pretty sure I was actually Deputy US Marhsall Raylan Givens for the entirety of my dream. If you've not seen the show, he's basically a cowboy who likes to shoot the bad guys. 

MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE TIMOTHY OLYPHANT? - via GIPHY

Any ideas what this all means?

THIS IS BASICALLY ME, BUT I WEAR GLASSES - via GIPHY

 

 

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